QUE ME ENTIERREN CON LA BANDA MANO

codtiereridanjackson asked AH to: draw peanut butter jelly...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:52:00 -0600

codtiereridanjackson asked AH to: draw peanut butter jelly demons fucking on your arm.

You remember your stupid fandom used this name for a pairing that never existed in canon. You still love them, no matter how dumb most of them were. They gave you lots of laughs.

He he.

whisperedfaultlines asked Andrew to: Peek through hole in...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:41:05 -0600

whisperedfaultlines asked Andrew to: Peek through hole in roof.

You make your way to the top and get your eye through the tiny hole. You notice one of the drug dealers is taking care of the roof, making things even more difficult.

pickledwatermelons asked Andrew to: shake that groove thang.

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:30:40 -0600

pickledwatermelons asked Andrew to: shake that groove thang.

tamayomeri asked Andrew to: try to figure out why there’s...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:59:03 -0600

tamayomeri asked Andrew to: try to figure out why there’s a series of dicks lining your ceiling.

Reality seems a bit off and you wonder why everything looks kind of crappily drawn. Perhaps your kidnappers drugged you, you guess.

You jump on one of those phallic figures below the ceiling. You try licking it, and it tastes like wood.

You try to ignore the pseudo-pun there and go back to work.

CÓMIC #5: dulce hermano va hatravés.......... OTRA VEZ

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:52:32 -0600

junkcompactor:

CÓMIC #4: ni siquiera BARACK obana puede sacarlo de ESTE enredo.....

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:15:09 -0600

junkcompactor:

CÓMIC #3: tan jodido.... jalea??? dios eso es TAN JODIDO!!!!!

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:52:15 -0600

junkcompactor:

modestmango answered: Look in your sombrero for something to...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:07:00 -0600

modestmango answered: Look in your sombrero for something to help you escape

todo-deygulash answered: Check contents of sombrero.

You find a TACO in your sombrero and holy shit the racism levels in this adventure just shot through the roof.

Literally. The roof bears now a well-sized hole.

COMIC #2: JE JE JE

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:54:24 -0600

junkcompactor:

COMIC #1: hombre escucha, escaleras. te lo estoy DICIENDO

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:38:26 -0600

junkcompactor:

tarantinos-christmas-fetish asked Andrew to: work on his...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:37:00 -0600

tarantinos-christmas-fetish asked Andrew to: work on his world-famous webcomic Dulce Hermano y Tremendo José.

You try to emulate what your comic was by drawing it all over again with a bit of your blood.

The results are better than expected.

> RESTART GAME You’re the creator of a famous webcomic and...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:43:00 -0600

> RESTART GAME

You’re the creator of a famous webcomic and you have been kidnapped by Mexican drug dealers.

What will you do?

Try again?

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:34:07 -0600

-> Yes <-

— No —

chaosprospekt asked Andrew to: kill all characters, slowly and...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:31:07 -0600

chaosprospekt asked Andrew to: kill all characters, slowly and painfuly.

You find out you’re the only character in the story (yet), so the only option here is to commit suicide.

You try to eat yourself in the most dignified way possible, failing.

- GAME OVER -

hydorisitula asked Andrew to: do a tango with that briefcase...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:15:00 -0600

hydorisitula asked Andrew to: do a tango with that briefcase while singing I Will Survive.

You stop after realizing you need a partner to dance tango.

tododeygulash asked Andrew to: Check box/suitcase. The only...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:07:00 -0600

tododeygulash asked Andrew to: Check box/suitcase.

The only thing you find in there is a check, apparently, from the days you used to sell shitty merchandise to your loyal fans who would buy anything that came from you.

The check is completely useless.

whisperedfaultlines asked Andrew to: remove silly,...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:45:02 -0600

whisperedfaultlines asked Andrew to: remove silly, borderline-racist garb.

You take off your poncho and sombrero before someone files a lawsuit against you for racism.

There, now everyone is going to be happy.

You decide to shave your bigote later. There’s no time to lose here, kids.

You look at yourself in the mirror and notice you’re...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:34:57 -0600

You look at yourself in the mirror and notice you’re dressed as a stereotypical Mexican person straight off old Disney cartoons.

You think you look ridiculous.

sylladex asked Andrew to: speak a whole bunch of Spanish. You...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:29:00 -0600

sylladex asked Andrew to: speak a whole bunch of Spanish.

You decide to speak Spanish, but it turns out to be completely useless.

You also notice there’s a mirror in this room. Taking a look at yourself isn’t so bad after you’ve been kidnapped, you think to yourself.

You’re the creator of a famous webcomic and you have been...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:19:35 -0600

You’re the creator of a famous webcomic and you have been kidnapped by Mexican drug dealers.

What will you do?